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Lord Bluminghall
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[RANT WARNING] Nov 22, 2007 0:57:25 GMT

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Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 22, 2007 0:57:25 GMT

Old non-English people should not be allowed on the internets.

A while ago, after repeated nagging by my Dad to teach him how to "download teh shitniz off teh webs" and my firm stance of, "fuck off, I don't want you fucking up our interwebs", my Dad showed some surprising initiative and worked out how to download Chinese music and films himself, all of them.

See, in China, multimedia is a bit weird, the major producers kinda encourage piracy. Piracy is so big it's actually the best way for them to get exposure. So basically every Chinese website has massive flashing banners, which announce: "FUCKING CLICK THIS AND DOWNLOAD SHIT." My Dad obliged, and now he happily downloads the fuck out of the internet.

I've tried to teach him that these Chinese Bittorrent clients are complete bollocks that don't obey the speed limits that you fucking activate in the fucking options screen that does fucking fuck fuck all fuck cock fuck, hogging the ENTIRE internet, managing to use 40kb/s of our home's 30kb/s upload bandwidth, which makes it completely impossible for anyone to even browse the web, but because of the fucking internet raping nature of these said Chinese clients, it's very difficult to download the Chinese movie torrents without using they're clients.

I'm so completely pissed off with this that I just ranted for 20 minutes and I'm downloading a traffic shaper so I can just restrict the fuck out of my Dad's computer, but this fucking download is taking fucking ages because someone is fucking raping the internets.

tickle off word filter you Virtualbody1234.

Last Edit: Nov 22, 2007 0:58:10 GMT by Lord Bluminghall

barbarella Administrator Posts: 308	[RANT WARNING] Nov 22, 2007 9:24:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by barbarella on Nov 22, 2007 9:24:16 GMT So this Kazaa Gold I've been hearing about... Is it any good?

Martin Ljung Moderator Posts: 563	[RANT WARNING] Nov 22, 2007 13:52:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 22, 2007 13:52:08 GMT Your dad has skills, fo' sho'. How old, is he, like? Remember, the older he is, the more impressed you should be.
	Hell yeah! I hear she sits like a man.. - a genious, about a woman it is the best spideman movie I ever seen in my life actually it make me cry , it make me laugh , it make me impressed , their are many many action , and their are love story ,,, it is a great mixer between all feelings , - a poet

Lord Bluminghall Moderator Ban Whore Posts: 279	[RANT WARNING] Nov 22, 2007 16:32:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 22, 2007 16:32:09 GMT He's totally self-taught too. He didn't go to school because they weren't invented when he was at school going age. I'm always dead impressed, until I remember he's not actually very smart.

JPaul Moderator Posts: 393	[RANT WARNING] Nov 22, 2007 23:31:21 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JPaul on Nov 22, 2007 23:31:21 GMT darthinsinuate said: Old non-English people should not be allowed on the internets.

Lord Bluminghall Moderator Ban Whore Posts: 279	[RANT WARNING] Nov 23, 2007 9:51:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 23, 2007 9:51:56 GMT I probably should have said "non-English speaking".

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[RANT WARNING] Nov 23, 2007 12:24:59 GMT

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Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 23, 2007 12:24:59 GMT

darthinsinuate said:

He's totally self-taught too. He didn't go to school because they weren't invented when he was at school going age.

I'm always dead impressed, until I remember he's not actually very smart.

My dad really is very smart, you should liek see him do maths or whatever. If it hadn't been for me being born ( ;D) and him getting a job to support us, like, he prolly woulda' been some sort of engineer or professor or something...

yet, every time his computer does something weird, he kinda' blames one of us (which is a pretty ace feat, especially in my case, since I don't really live their, or use his computer other than to fix the problems, like). When his interwebs went down last weekend (the isp had fucked up) he tried blaming us running bittorrent, and when that didn't work, he tried blaming my sister shutting down panda antivirus 'cos it was locking up everything she did, when his computer is slow (he's got a ton of crappy hp-software, and panda antivirus, upwards fifty processes running in idle) he blames the one or two games my sister has installed (or bittorrent). Every time something goes wrong, he's likely to blame BT or normal usage, like.

He's cool and all, but when it comes to computers and interwebsing - arrgh.

Hell yeah!

I hear she sits like a man.. - a genious, about a woman

it is the best spideman movie I ever seen in my life actually it make me cry , it make me laugh , it make me impressed , their are many many action , and their are love story ,,, it is a great mixer between all feelings , - a poet

Martin Ljung Moderator Posts: 563	[RANT WARNING] Nov 23, 2007 12:27:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 23, 2007 12:27:13 GMT And telling him what's really wrong won't really help. Then he'll mumble something about having paid for it, and that it should be their, and kinda' wander off.
	Hell yeah! I hear she sits like a man.. - a genious, about a woman it is the best spideman movie I ever seen in my life actually it make me cry , it make me laugh , it make me impressed , their are many many action , and their are love story ,,, it is a great mixer between all feelings , - a poet

Lord Bluminghall Moderator Ban Whore Posts: 279	[RANT WARNING] Nov 24, 2007 11:22:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 24, 2007 11:22:24 GMT Old people and computers make me lol. Except JP, he never makes me lol :noes:

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[RANT WARNING] Nov 24, 2007 13:37:03 GMT

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Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 24, 2007 13:37:03 GMT

So I'm at the parents' now, like. Teh dad just took a stroll through this floor, and told me that we CAN'T leave our computers on 24/7.

I think he's trying to save monays on electricity or something. Luckily they seem to really be saving money on heating, like, judging by the near-arctic breeze blowing through this hallway, like.

Mabe that's what's he's annoyed about, though, a couple computers heating things up might ruin our chances of dying by hypothermia, like.

Hell yeah!

I hear she sits like a man.. - a genious, about a woman

it is the best spideman movie I ever seen in my life actually it make me cry , it make me laugh , it make me impressed , their are many many action , and their are love story ,,, it is a great mixer between all feelings , - a poet

JPaul Moderator Posts: 393	[RANT WARNING] Dec 1, 2007 13:01:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JPaul on Dec 1, 2007 13:01:08 GMT darthinsinuate said: Old people and computers make me lol. Except JP, he never makes me lol :noes: Ironically that made me lol earl. True story.

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Post by barbarella on Nov 22, 2007 9:24:16 GMT

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Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 22, 2007 16:32:09 GMT

Post by JPaul on Nov 22, 2007 23:31:21 GMT

Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 23, 2007 9:51:56 GMT

Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 23, 2007 12:24:59 GMT

Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 23, 2007 12:27:13 GMT

Post by Lord Bluminghall on Nov 24, 2007 11:22:24 GMT

Post by Martin Ljung on Nov 24, 2007 13:37:03 GMT

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